09/17/09

9:20 p.m.
This would fall under the "Why didn't I think of that?" category:

Nebraska State Senator Sues God Over Natural Disasters

"The suit asks for a 'permanent injunction ordering Defendant to cease certain harmful activities and the making of terroristic threats' . . . Chambers bases his ability to sue God, as, "that defendant, being omnipresent, is personally present in Douglas County."

You know, I'm also fairly peeved about traffic accidents, too. And sudden, lethal heart attacks. And killer bees! I'm gonna sue the holy pants off of God over killer bees!

There's not a jury in the world that wouldn't back me up over this one.

9:27 p.m.
Speaking of killer, take a look at these shoes from the Balenciaga Spring 2008 collection:

"Hello, God? If I promise to drop that whole Killer Bee lawsuit, would you see to it that more designers create shoes as kick-ass as these?"