I Guess If You’re Gonna Go . . .

by nathanbranch on June 21, 2009 | COMMENTS

You may as well go out with an artery clogging bang:

Their french fries are cooked in pure lard. I’m trying to imagine just how glorious that probably is.

The website is bizarrely hilarious — the restaurant offers Jolt Cola and non-filter cigarettes as part of their menu, and if you’re over 350 pounds, you eat for free: The Heart Attack Grill

Related: the Sasquatch burger (now known as the Kookamonga). Seven and a half pounds of hambuger. If you can eat it in 60 minutes, you get your picture placed in their Hall of Fame, but if you can’t finish it, you’re forever enshrined in the Hall of Shame.

As of April 30, 2009, one thousand nine hundred and forty six attempts have been made to conquer the Kookamonga — only five have emerged victorious.

***Note: You see what happens when I go on a road trip? I start blogging about hamburgers and fries . . .


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